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Stupid Questions but Brilliant Answers.. =.=

> >>>BOY : May I hold your hand?
> >>>GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
> >>>> >>>GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
> >>>BOY : You love me...
> >>>> >>>GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
> >>>BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
> >>>> >>>GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
> >>>BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
> >>>> >>>GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
.> >>>BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
> >>>> >>>BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
> >>>GIRL : How soon??
> >>>> >>>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
> >>>GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
> >>>> >>>SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
> >>>TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
> >>>mouth.
> >>>> >>>MAN : You remind me of the sea.
> >>>WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
> >>>MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
> >>>> >>>WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
> >>>other.
> >>>HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out
> >>>of the mouth.
> >>>> >>>MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
> >>>PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
> >>>> >>>1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
> >>>Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
> >>>> >>>2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
> >>>Pupil : "The moon".
> >>>Teacher : "Why?"
> >>>Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
> >>>gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
> >>>> >>>3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
> >>>are no
> >>>longer interested?"
> >>>Pupil : "A teacher".
> >>>> >>>4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
> >>>Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
> >>>> >>>5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
> >>>current affairs.
> >>>> >>>6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
> >>>Sam : "It's a family tradition".
> >>>Teacher : "What do you mean?"
> >>>Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
> >>>Teacher : "What about your mother?"
> >>>Sam : "She's a woman".
> >>>> >>>7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
> >>>David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
> >>>performance repeated".
> >>>> >>>8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
> >>>him, what virtue would I be showing?"
> >>>Student : "Brotherly love".
> >>>> >>>9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers
> >>>before
> >>>eating?"
> >>>Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
> >>>> >>>10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
> >>>Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
> >>>people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
> >>>treated.
> >>>The others all died".
> >>>> >>>11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
> >>>One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and
> >>>at the same time."
> >>>> >>>12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
> >>>Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
> >>>Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
> >>>One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."