New Malaysian Poem

Can study continue STUDY
Can't study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY
Earn a little SALARY
Just enough 4 daily ROTI
Go work no WIRA but LRT.
Colleagues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.
Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY
Say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do OT
Midnight go back by TAXI
TAXI surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai and NO MORE MONEY
Borrow from chettia kena EXTRA FEE
Coz money is never FREE

Boy/girl-friend go STEADY
Serious, and then MARRY
Ceremony and PARTY
joker-friends give PANTY
No money sure no HONEY
10 months later be DADDY
Wife at GH birth a BABY
Monthly pay back RHB
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump down suicide and MATI
No money 4 funeral how to BURY
Go see God every thing hoping will JADI
Because MALAYSIA BOLEH. SEMUA JADI.

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Stupid Questions but Brilliant Answers.. =.=

> >>>BOY : May I hold your hand?
> >>>GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
> >>>> >>>GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
> >>>BOY : You love me...
> >>>> >>>GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
> >>>BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
> >>>> >>>GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
> >>>BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
> >>>> >>>GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
.> >>>BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
> >>>> >>>BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
> >>>GIRL : How soon??
> >>>> >>>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
> >>>GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
> >>>> >>>SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
> >>>TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
> >>>mouth.
> >>>> >>>MAN : You remind me of the sea.
> >>>WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
> >>>MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
> >>>> >>>WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
> >>>other.
> >>>HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out
> >>>of the mouth.
> >>>> >>>MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
> >>>PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
> >>>> >>>1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
> >>>Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
> >>>> >>>2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
> >>>Pupil : "The moon".
> >>>Teacher : "Why?"
> >>>Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
> >>>gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
> >>>> >>>3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
> >>>are no
> >>>longer interested?"
> >>>Pupil : "A teacher".
> >>>> >>>4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
> >>>Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
> >>>> >>>5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
> >>>current affairs.
> >>>> >>>6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
> >>>Sam : "It's a family tradition".
> >>>Teacher : "What do you mean?"
> >>>Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
> >>>Teacher : "What about your mother?"
> >>>Sam : "She's a woman".
> >>>> >>>7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
> >>>David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
> >>>performance repeated".
> >>>> >>>8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
> >>>him, what virtue would I be showing?"
> >>>Student : "Brotherly love".
> >>>> >>>9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers
> >>>before
> >>>eating?"
> >>>Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
> >>>> >>>10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
> >>>Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
> >>>people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
> >>>treated.
> >>>The others all died".
> >>>> >>>11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
> >>>One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and
> >>>at the same time."
> >>>> >>>12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
> >>>Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
> >>>Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
> >>>One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

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some is true some is totally not! Lolz..

Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 01 Pine Tree
Sep 02 to Sep 12 Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) Beech Tree

Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal,And attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous,sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful andtender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needsaffectionate partner.
Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive,demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent,talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable,restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention,needs love and much emotional support.
Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks,materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, goodleader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetimecompanion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).
Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors thevulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full ofimagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.
Cedar Tree (Confidence ) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt,likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tendsto look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined,often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious,healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quickdecisions.
Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, borndiplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hardworker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercelyfamily oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.
Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes Whatlife has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content,optimistic, wants to be financially in dependent, wants love andaffection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied,faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves togain knowledge, needs to be needed.
Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes,modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to leadbut not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions forothers, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.
Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed,honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hardworker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children andanimals, sexually oriented, great sense of humor, has artistic talentand great intelligence.
Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well,loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close tothem, hard to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness andlaziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented,unselfish, many friends, very reliable.
Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, verydemanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make alasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics,popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has aprecise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.
Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks andcondition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable aspossible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindnessand acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, isseldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure ofits decisions, very conscientious.
Lime Tree (Doubt) -- intelligent, hard working, accepts what lifedishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into goodones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appeartough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to makesacrifices for fami ly and friends, has many talents but not alwaysenough time to use them, great leadership qualities, is jealous at timesbut extremely loyal.
Maple Tree ( Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full ofimagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has manycomplexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wantsto impress.
Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on theground, person of action.
Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings,reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant,cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic,free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace andharmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to writepoetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, fallsstrongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionallysoft, low self-esteem, needs affection and reassurance.
Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not veryself-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill andpleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, greatartistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy,reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted withoutegoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and evencomplications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts,often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommonpartner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, veryjealous and passionate, no compromise.
Weeping Willow (Melancholy) -- likes to be stress free, loves familylife, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, lovesanything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exoticplaces, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easyto live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition,suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; lovesto make others laugh.