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Homeeeee Sweeeeeeeeet Homeeeee!

Yes..!but is it really sweet?

It's sweet that I have a complete home & family -completely comfortable at home-

Especially my bed Ahhh...

But wait? Is it sweet to stay at home whole day and doing things that I don't want to do?
Urhhh..! I'm kinda sick of not having my own authority to make my own decisions..
Why? I'm too young? Am I too young? *speechless*

I understand that I'm cared and being loved but..there is a limit before I explode >.<

I coloured this picture myself! :D Nice?

Merry Christmas!
These are two cute students that I took picture with!

They made me feel like having them as my kids! >.<

Heheheee...

Just For Fun!

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over. That's why I'm on Earth.

Just For Fun!

What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I STARE, I SMILE, AND WHEN I GET TIRED...I PUT THE MIRROR DOWN

There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.

One night a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God
bless Mommy and Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."

Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot
about it. The next day, the Grandfather died. About a month or
two later the father heard his son saying his prayers again "God
bless Mommy and Daddy. Goodbye Grammy."

The next day the grandmother died. Well, the father was getting
more than a little worried about the whole situation. Two weeks
later, the father once again overheard his sons prayers. "God
Bless Mommy. Good bye Daddy."

This alone nearly gave the father a heart attack. He didn't say
anything but he got up early to go to work, so that he would
miss the traffic. He stayed all through lunch and dinner.
Finally after midnight he went home. He was still alive! When he
got home he apologized to his wife. "I am sorry Honey. I had a
very bad day at work today." "You think you've had a bad day?
YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A BAD DAY!?", the wife yelled, "The mailman
dropped dead on my doorstep this morning!"

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!

I look at the stars and I see you,
I look at the moon and I see you,
I look at the trees and I see you,
Please step aside, you are blocking my view.

A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!

Just For Fun!

How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered... where the hell's my ceiling!

Just For Fun!

15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.

If you think you are fat, you are not, silly!
You are in shape. Round is a shape. =)

Missing Home, Family, Friends & You

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Claudia Ghandi~

If my heart had wings I would fly to you and lie beside you as you dream. - Faith Hill-

I think of you with every waking moment of my life and dream of you with every dream that I have..

You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean and the beat in my heart...

You may be out of my sight... but never out of my mind...

Notes

I need a sticky note in my laptop!!!

Anyone wants to recommend?

Note for MYSELF ::
‘What’s the best way to improve teaching? Focus on
learning. And the best way to increase learning?
Move the focus off the teacher and onto the student’
(David Kolb)

‘Let the beginning and the end of our didactic be:
seek and find the methods where the teacher teaches
less but they who sit in the desks, learn more. Let
schools have less rush, less antipathy and less vain
effort, but more well-being, convenience and
permanent gain’ (Jan Amos Comenius, 1632)

‘We do not understand and then use, but we
understand as we use and we use as we come
to understand. The process of constructing
understanding is thus, not only circular, but also
endless’ (Antonio Bettencourt)